I am not sad about the death of these barbers. I’m a mature, rational adult: I know that these barbers were never alive in the first...

“The McRib is Back”, the side of the bus screams at me. This isn’t the bus I’m waiting for — this one goes to Old Town; I need to get...

The events of the past month have been monumental and will mark a turning point in the history of the free world; we have crossed the...

Hot dog buns come in packages of six, while hot dogs themselves come in packages of eight. We have already addressed this problem as they...

Skipping rocks is a uniquely human activity. There is no evidence any other animal engages in such an activity, though, admittedly, I...

Dear Representative Peters, I am writing as one of your constituents to discuss a matter that affects me, my community, and the citizens...

Recently I picked up a jug of milk, unscrewed the cap, poured a nice cold glass of milk. Milk in one hand and a cookie in the other, I...